period pains makes me want to jump off a cliff
periods arent that bad you’re overexaggerating
i will bleed on everything you love
There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’
but there is an ‘ood’
Vampires who look and dress like fourteen-year-old budding goth kids because no one will ever believe that they’re actually vampires, no matter what they might see or hear.
Vampires wearing bad plastic fangs and tacky red contacts everywhere they go and telling people to call them things like “Lord Bloodfang McDarkness the Third” and “Salacia, Mistress of the Night”.
::falls over laughing::